::Jahgar clears his throat and stands tall::
"Well, it was a clear, sade syeni. The pack and I were hunting through the forest, searching for prey. We found some kilk, a couple small children...haha, but there were a lot of us, so nothing could fill us up. We were still hungry when we came along to the road. It was there, that I spotted the human. It was a teenager, standing next to his car. I walked on up, slowwly. And so I was like, "Boo!" And he screamed in horror! Just as he was about to run away, out comes the rest of the pack. Zakern turned to me, "Good work, Jahgar, we should make good work of this one." Laugh and Dou circled around the small, trembling human. But I attacked first. Out from behind, I launch myself at the kid, tearing at his flesh! Zakern wanted in on some of it, and so he threw himself at it. But, he missed, and ended up smashing the passenger door, and then there was gasoline everywhere. All the rest stood back, and let me try and devour the fresh, crispy teenager. I attacked most ferociously! And he was screamin and screamin, and the others started to get jealous. And they were hungry. Especially Zakern. So, he ends up tackling me, throwing me off the poor human. We get into this fight, and just as we're about to wrestle over who gets to eat him, in jumps the kid to his car, and speeds away! He drove allll the way to Trevor Hill. That's like fifty miles from here. You don't believe me? You can check the newspaper!"
::you stop, listening::
Oh, wow, awesome!
...You're lying.